Cherry-Rhubarb Jammie-Jellie
24 oz frozen cherries
12 oz frozen rhubarb
8 oz frozen pineapple
4 oz frozen blueberry
2 c sugar
6 oz water
Reduce.
Saturday, January 28, 2012
Sunday, January 22, 2012
Its in the Rooster
The state pays for abortions but charges expectant mothers with fetal abuse?! How can this be? Is it because back in the 'Nam we blew enemy peoples stomachs off with an M79 just to give 'em hospitalization and vanilla ice cream? The weird dichotomy between good and bad. But at least it's not all disingenuous like the limeys. Those people are not real because they remain uncut.
Don't Know About That
Well obviously, I want to rip my head off and eat it but I can't because my mouth is dead from being stuck to my head. Afterward, I thought that was a compliment but it was an insult so, and then again, I ran away because it's what I do.
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
He Said More, More, More
Attorney General Holder says he is there assuring voter’s rights by blocking Voter ID requirements in the states. He used MLK day to remind us all of the same, double same old mantra, “although progress has been made since MLK plagiarized his great speech about dreaming of equality for all, there is still work to be done to make certain white people are punished so black people will vote for democrats.”
If I was black, I would be insulted by the on-going doubt cast into my ability to perform simple tasks. I would be tired of being told that I need extra special help in order to keep pace with non-blacks. I would be hurt that these jackasses think my vote and my political contribution could be bought with such cheap, empty words as, “vote for me and I’ll make sure you get everything you want in this life and the next.”
As a black guy, I would be specifically hurt by the idea that I could not manage the process of obtaining voter registration and a photo ID when other voters are able to obtain such evidence of their right to vote. Voter registration cards are about as common as race cards. All you have to do is mail them in and then appear on voting day with a photo ID. Alternately, you can simply mail in an absentee ballot.
By the way, all anyone needs to vote is proof of identity and proof of residence. Voter registration just makes it easier for the octogenarian manning the voting booth to find you on his rolls. Thus it is more for convenience, reducing your time in line, easing the process of finding you on the rolls, than for some exclusionary “Jim Crow” in redo.
As a black guy, I am able to drive a car and thus already have a photo ID. I go to the library and I can produce a photo ID and proof of residence to obtain my library card. I return my kid’s defective tricycle to Wal-Mart and I produce my photo ID. I go to a club for some dancing and skirt chasing and there again I produce my photo ID. I get a package in the mail and they see my photo ID. I go to the airport and show my photo ID. I apply for unemployment and show my photo ID. I write a check or use a credit card at Kroger and they see my photo ID.
It is obvious to a bat hanging upside down in a little Madagascan cave that AG Holder is not protecting those people he calls “his people” by stomping on the Voter ID initiative. However, it is obvious that Holder is protecting the progressive agenda by keeping racial hatred just as red hot as possible through his official use of reverse discrimination to anger whites.
After all, that was the winning theme of his boss’s election, “keep them at each other’s throats so we can keep bullshitting them with childish lies that keep them at each other’s throats.” Progressive whites will support the lies because they are stupid enough to believe there is a place for them at the end of this Machiavellian drama. But see California.
Voter ID is a tool used to prevent voter fraud. The last Gallop poll reported that 75% of us are moderately to very conservative. The poll reported 21% of the population saying they are liberal. I’d say numbers like that mean if leftists ain’t cheating’ they’re losing.
But I wish these racist assholes would stop dragging us all into the muck just so they can behave like children in a candy store. And I wish they’d stop and listen to the stuff MLK was spewing because that lofty dream is our attainable goal. As well, it happens to be spelled out in the US Constitution.
If I was black, I would be insulted by the on-going doubt cast into my ability to perform simple tasks. I would be tired of being told that I need extra special help in order to keep pace with non-blacks. I would be hurt that these jackasses think my vote and my political contribution could be bought with such cheap, empty words as, “vote for me and I’ll make sure you get everything you want in this life and the next.”
As a black guy, I would be specifically hurt by the idea that I could not manage the process of obtaining voter registration and a photo ID when other voters are able to obtain such evidence of their right to vote. Voter registration cards are about as common as race cards. All you have to do is mail them in and then appear on voting day with a photo ID. Alternately, you can simply mail in an absentee ballot.
By the way, all anyone needs to vote is proof of identity and proof of residence. Voter registration just makes it easier for the octogenarian manning the voting booth to find you on his rolls. Thus it is more for convenience, reducing your time in line, easing the process of finding you on the rolls, than for some exclusionary “Jim Crow” in redo.
As a black guy, I am able to drive a car and thus already have a photo ID. I go to the library and I can produce a photo ID and proof of residence to obtain my library card. I return my kid’s defective tricycle to Wal-Mart and I produce my photo ID. I go to a club for some dancing and skirt chasing and there again I produce my photo ID. I get a package in the mail and they see my photo ID. I go to the airport and show my photo ID. I apply for unemployment and show my photo ID. I write a check or use a credit card at Kroger and they see my photo ID.
It is obvious to a bat hanging upside down in a little Madagascan cave that AG Holder is not protecting those people he calls “his people” by stomping on the Voter ID initiative. However, it is obvious that Holder is protecting the progressive agenda by keeping racial hatred just as red hot as possible through his official use of reverse discrimination to anger whites.
After all, that was the winning theme of his boss’s election, “keep them at each other’s throats so we can keep bullshitting them with childish lies that keep them at each other’s throats.” Progressive whites will support the lies because they are stupid enough to believe there is a place for them at the end of this Machiavellian drama. But see California.
Voter ID is a tool used to prevent voter fraud. The last Gallop poll reported that 75% of us are moderately to very conservative. The poll reported 21% of the population saying they are liberal. I’d say numbers like that mean if leftists ain’t cheating’ they’re losing.
But I wish these racist assholes would stop dragging us all into the muck just so they can behave like children in a candy store. And I wish they’d stop and listen to the stuff MLK was spewing because that lofty dream is our attainable goal. As well, it happens to be spelled out in the US Constitution.
Sunday, January 15, 2012
Retro Back
They stick their finger along the outside of the trigger guard. That is something spawned of the new age of hammer-less, 2.5lb pull pistols and users who need to go get some evolution. Running along with their finger sticking out and body- braced in some crude delta arm-lock looking thing or stance or statue or something. Gads.
Bad guys still cannot hit anything despite firing hundreds of rounds in every direction and having high powered scopes over high capacity magazines. And in a perfect crossfire. And plus the target is already wounded because of tripping.
But they hit nothing.
The good guy fires once if he is cool and twice if he is professional. Have to pay homage to the readers of Double Tap. He fires with precision and is already recovering before the bullet hits the target. His after- grimace that is laced with satisfaction and washed with moral certainty.
Afterward its beers and the broad. His colleges are so impressed they don’t even bother with jealousy.
He is king!
A returning hero riding a golden chariot. But there is a slave whispering into his ear, “Victory is fleeting” as his personal life shows signs that his moral code is eating at him. Actions are not always right and that makes him drink too much, sleep around and take chances and be self-destructive.
Next week it recycles last week. Again.
Bad guys still cannot hit anything despite firing hundreds of rounds in every direction and having high powered scopes over high capacity magazines. And in a perfect crossfire. And plus the target is already wounded because of tripping.
But they hit nothing.
The good guy fires once if he is cool and twice if he is professional. Have to pay homage to the readers of Double Tap. He fires with precision and is already recovering before the bullet hits the target. His after- grimace that is laced with satisfaction and washed with moral certainty.
Afterward its beers and the broad. His colleges are so impressed they don’t even bother with jealousy.
He is king!
A returning hero riding a golden chariot. But there is a slave whispering into his ear, “Victory is fleeting” as his personal life shows signs that his moral code is eating at him. Actions are not always right and that makes him drink too much, sleep around and take chances and be self-destructive.
Next week it recycles last week. Again.
Friday, January 13, 2012
Team Manners Over Team Colors
I read a lot about cities in the states most likely to leave a feller and his family the eff alone to follow their own style of liberty. I define liberty as that idea upon which our nation is based, where gubnant ends its arrogant, grandiose display of power at the edge of a state’s border and the state respects a citizen’s privacy and property rights. Yeah, I’m a dreamy-like kind of fool.
But freedom (dreeeeeaaam, dream, dream, dream, dreeeeeaaam) is expensive and it means some of us will not always like everything others of us do. We have inalienable rights: human rights or civil rights apply to everyone and not just those in power and trend or those needed to secure votes for a shit-head. But as I search around for a new place to make a home, I notice there are far too many places where a powerful minority makes absurd rules for a quiet, compliant majority.
Chicago is one of my favorite cities in the USA but suffers under one of the worst leadership fiascos in the history of our noble experiment in mass freedom. Chicago’s city fathers absolutely refuse to allow anyone to have guns except cops and robbers. The idea here is an old, silly and blood encrusted brain fart gifted us by the social engineers of the iconoclastic left.
Hitler was a leftist and he too ordered guns out of private hands. Hitler correctly assumed that his form of government did not need any “wrong-race” citizen armed to repel his brown shirted, kraut gassed, jack-booted thugs. And who knew they were just drunken buggerers? But they were the only armed people around and as such they ruled the day against near-sighted shop-keepers.
Back in modern Chicago: even after SCOTUS ordered them to let folks own guns for protection, the right to protect oneself being paramount and a demand of those who can read the 2nd amendment, and exclusively in their own homes, Chicago’s leaders ruled that the home protection guns must be disassembled so the barrel part might be in the freezer, trigger part maybe in toilet back, middle mechanism usually hidden under the mattress and the bullets, the mother lovin’ bullets, each separated from the other, are ideally kept like Easter eggs hidden all over the home.
Chicago is not alone in their plague of idiotic and cowardly leadership. In fact, you just have to look for the highest crime rate to learn where the childish left is running gubnant. Or look for the highest body count to learn where gun laws are the most strictly enforced. Hint: robbers love leftist gubnant because they enjoy far broader robber rights and a safer robber workplace.
It is worth adding, at least conversely, that we are the only nation left on earth whose citizens enjoy such a broad range of rights as those we enjoy. Lying scoundrels like Bhobama and the fiends of congress take more of our rights each day but life under our beloved flag is still as free as it gets on earth. Of course, we’re losing our remaining rights more frequently than a deacon’s daughter loses her underwear.
My research included state taxes, and I don’t like filling out state tax forms regardless of a state’s overall tax burden. Next was access to any service I need for whatever reason, e.g., guidelines for weapon ownership and terms of possession, plus humidity, air quality, weather, gay bars, pool halls, pot parlors, indoor tennis courts, taco joints, golf courses, opera, museums, shopping, theater, outdoor activities and generally interesting new crap for the lovely wife and me to experience.
My research sent me to City Data and its forum center where locals and wannabe locals (http://www.city-data.com and http://www.city-data.com/forum/phoenix-area/662195-sun-city-west.html ) when I found a questions about the quality of life a “liberal” family might find in a “conservative” city.
The forum’s back and forth continues for seven pages. Locals say their city is normal and they have museums and art shows, many men speak with a glittery lisp, wear loafers or leather shorts and yet no one has set them ablaze. Some art-work around the park shows Jesus being pissed on by a buffalo and it’s painter remains alive and able to drink to default at the local bar. There are even people who openly admit they are Democrats and they’re unmolested for their political beliefs.
The liberal asked if there was “open consumerism” going on around the town. So I guess they’re saying gay rights are a simpler benchmark than a Super Wal-Mart or a crowned Mall. BTW leftists hate Wal-Mart because it’s a non-union shop and unionized labor is necessary to cripple the “old America” they hate. The point is that we have become this kind of nation and are made-up of these kinds of people. We judge each other over contrivances invented by social/political manipulators who should be ignored.
We’ve become good team players and once we wear that team color, we are categorically fit only for that Team color’s duty. This is why the JDL is more aligned with La Raza, NOW and ACORN than they are with Jewish rights.
We’ve always complained about politics because its an American hobby. And we’ve always complained, or rather joked, about people different from us because that too is a hobby. But we don’t take action to damage any of these people because that would be un-American. Well, that was before we broke into RED/BLUE camps where my position on the Federal budget means I must deny a woman’s right to choose.
And yes, I know the left says thoughts are just like actions but who the hell are they kidding? Just the other day I was debating with some liberal douche and I said I wasn’t a racist but instead a “culturist” which means I only judge people by their behavior. I just want good effing manners from the people with whom I interact!
Well this liberal starting saying how me being this culturist was actually far worse than being a racist because I was consciously imposing my lifestyle and belief system on others just because they are different from me.
So I was wondering if these people own a mirror, know people who are honest or can hold two conflicting ideals in their mind simultaneously.
But freedom (dreeeeeaaam, dream, dream, dream, dreeeeeaaam) is expensive and it means some of us will not always like everything others of us do. We have inalienable rights: human rights or civil rights apply to everyone and not just those in power and trend or those needed to secure votes for a shit-head. But as I search around for a new place to make a home, I notice there are far too many places where a powerful minority makes absurd rules for a quiet, compliant majority.
Chicago is one of my favorite cities in the USA but suffers under one of the worst leadership fiascos in the history of our noble experiment in mass freedom. Chicago’s city fathers absolutely refuse to allow anyone to have guns except cops and robbers. The idea here is an old, silly and blood encrusted brain fart gifted us by the social engineers of the iconoclastic left.
Hitler was a leftist and he too ordered guns out of private hands. Hitler correctly assumed that his form of government did not need any “wrong-race” citizen armed to repel his brown shirted, kraut gassed, jack-booted thugs. And who knew they were just drunken buggerers? But they were the only armed people around and as such they ruled the day against near-sighted shop-keepers.
Back in modern Chicago: even after SCOTUS ordered them to let folks own guns for protection, the right to protect oneself being paramount and a demand of those who can read the 2nd amendment, and exclusively in their own homes, Chicago’s leaders ruled that the home protection guns must be disassembled so the barrel part might be in the freezer, trigger part maybe in toilet back, middle mechanism usually hidden under the mattress and the bullets, the mother lovin’ bullets, each separated from the other, are ideally kept like Easter eggs hidden all over the home.
Chicago is not alone in their plague of idiotic and cowardly leadership. In fact, you just have to look for the highest crime rate to learn where the childish left is running gubnant. Or look for the highest body count to learn where gun laws are the most strictly enforced. Hint: robbers love leftist gubnant because they enjoy far broader robber rights and a safer robber workplace.
It is worth adding, at least conversely, that we are the only nation left on earth whose citizens enjoy such a broad range of rights as those we enjoy. Lying scoundrels like Bhobama and the fiends of congress take more of our rights each day but life under our beloved flag is still as free as it gets on earth. Of course, we’re losing our remaining rights more frequently than a deacon’s daughter loses her underwear.
My research included state taxes, and I don’t like filling out state tax forms regardless of a state’s overall tax burden. Next was access to any service I need for whatever reason, e.g., guidelines for weapon ownership and terms of possession, plus humidity, air quality, weather, gay bars, pool halls, pot parlors, indoor tennis courts, taco joints, golf courses, opera, museums, shopping, theater, outdoor activities and generally interesting new crap for the lovely wife and me to experience.
My research sent me to City Data and its forum center where locals and wannabe locals (http://www.city-data.com and http://www.city-data.com/forum/phoenix-area/662195-sun-city-west.html ) when I found a questions about the quality of life a “liberal” family might find in a “conservative” city.
The forum’s back and forth continues for seven pages. Locals say their city is normal and they have museums and art shows, many men speak with a glittery lisp, wear loafers or leather shorts and yet no one has set them ablaze. Some art-work around the park shows Jesus being pissed on by a buffalo and it’s painter remains alive and able to drink to default at the local bar. There are even people who openly admit they are Democrats and they’re unmolested for their political beliefs.
The liberal asked if there was “open consumerism” going on around the town. So I guess they’re saying gay rights are a simpler benchmark than a Super Wal-Mart or a crowned Mall. BTW leftists hate Wal-Mart because it’s a non-union shop and unionized labor is necessary to cripple the “old America” they hate. The point is that we have become this kind of nation and are made-up of these kinds of people. We judge each other over contrivances invented by social/political manipulators who should be ignored.
We’ve become good team players and once we wear that team color, we are categorically fit only for that Team color’s duty. This is why the JDL is more aligned with La Raza, NOW and ACORN than they are with Jewish rights.
We’ve always complained about politics because its an American hobby. And we’ve always complained, or rather joked, about people different from us because that too is a hobby. But we don’t take action to damage any of these people because that would be un-American. Well, that was before we broke into RED/BLUE camps where my position on the Federal budget means I must deny a woman’s right to choose.
And yes, I know the left says thoughts are just like actions but who the hell are they kidding? Just the other day I was debating with some liberal douche and I said I wasn’t a racist but instead a “culturist” which means I only judge people by their behavior. I just want good effing manners from the people with whom I interact!
Well this liberal starting saying how me being this culturist was actually far worse than being a racist because I was consciously imposing my lifestyle and belief system on others just because they are different from me.
So I was wondering if these people own a mirror, know people who are honest or can hold two conflicting ideals in their mind simultaneously.
Sunday, October 16, 2011
The Gooder Protestors
Once again, our POTUS, our media’s POTUS that is, has
reached another new and shocking low just when I thought there was no way he could
fall further in my opinion of him
Once again, I completely understand the bloodthirsty animosity
the left had towards Bush. They accused him of causing hurricane Katrina’s
aftermath and of ordering the 9/11 attacks. They accused him of slaughtering
hundreds of thousands of Middle Easterners just to make money for his (and his
family’s) oil cronies. They called him racist, a murderer and combined it all
by calling him a murdering racist.
Now we have this monster POTUS who is little different from
the leader of a radical Black Panther division or a schoolyard bully: take your
pick. He actually is all the things the left accused Bush of being: racist, warmonger,
liar and especially a friend of big money. Ever ask yourself who makes money on
ObamaCare?
Wall Street helped elect him with gigantic contributions. Just
look at the Goldman alumni in his cabinet. Big Oil supported his plan, via his
Secretary of Interior, to increase deep water drilling in the Eco-sensitive Gulf
of Mexico. But save the California coastline!
POTUS packed his cabinet with corporate cronies; he is the
most secretive POTUS since Nixon’s worst days of paranoid drunkenness. He is a dedicated racialist; a radical
agitator who moots the most valid of questions raised by his opposition as being
racist. This guy couldn’t run a paper route without being totally subsidized.
He’s either ordered or sat by and watched while the Justice
Department has staffed permanent bureaucratic leadership jobs with radical,
anti-American ideologues: they are vehemently socialist, communist and horribly
racist. And do you know what someone has to be in order to be any of those
things? They have to be idiots! Therefore, we now have idiots staffing the Justice
Department in positions from which they cannot be fired.
That’s some cool shit right there. But wait and take a guess
at the rotten cherry on top of this mess: they redacted portions of their
resumes for publicly held jobs! When did this ever become normal enough that
it is not shouted as an obscenity from the top of everything related to the
world’s media?! What happened to the tough investigative reporter? Has he
really become a blogger who can barely spell the words he spews?
Lord Obama’s behavior is shocking! I’d love to debate
someone who disagrees that he should be in jail instead of wiping his ass on
our constitution. It most likely that any debate would be useless because they
just devolve into ad hominem attacks and stray clear of facts. That is the
behavior of little children spoiled by well meaning but shortsighted parents.
We grew some protestors here, in reaction to this silly
POTUS clown, who call themselves the Tea Party. I joined them to discover if
they had racist overtones and found that they aggressively counter any
suggestion of anti-AA sentiment. A TP blogger
type cannot write anything anti-AA or they’ll be banished instantly by the Tea
Party USA overseers.
I’ve looked everywhere on-line and even used some of my
alternate web IDs and cannot locate racist overtones in the Tea Party. Of
course, there are great numbers of Tea Party people who have racist undertones
about them. Just as there are millions
of supporters of this POTUS who are so pro AA that they would easily sacrifice whites
or browns or yellows to advance the AA cause. But then that is life on a planet
barely removed from the basest of history’s recorded examples of tribalism.
And now I get to the newest low from our historically low
POTUS: he is endorsing, advocating and actively pushing those so-called Wall
Street Protestors. They invade our
cities and demand that wealthy people give them all their money so everyone,
particularly them, will be just as rich.
This is more behavior that is simply childlike. The last time the earth watched this behavior
play out, en masse anyway, was the Russian revolution that brought the
murderous failure that was Soviet Communism. Contrary to what collegiate genius types say regarding their
beloved communism, it doesn’t much matter what kind of communism you label as this
or that kind of “ideal” communism. It always going to start with a bloodbath. If it was Stalin’s slaughter of the innocents or Mao’s
massive campaign to starve millions of his own people to death, just so he
could field the world’s largest army, or Pot’s campaign of unmentionable,
almost indescribable terror, it is still bloody communism.
These “Wall Street Protestors” are just union thugs and the usual
gang of malcontents who protest just to get outside and see how strong their
pot is, or more generally: they are communists. This promotion of class warfare while promoting racism and
generally displaying the irreconcilable differences between us, as a team called
Americans, is just an effort to tear us apart and rebuild a nation according to
communist theory and communal imagery.
The people out yelling today did not have the luxury of an
education where all knowledge was open to being taught. I mean the theory of a
USA as established by good people with good intentions who meant to promote a
land of liberty and freedom for all. That
is why they wrote it at the beginning of the goddam constitution.
Did some of our founders fuck their maid? Were some of them a little strange? Were the
guys at the Alamo driven by profit more than liberty? Indubitably, but there
were also those who dedicated their lives to the cause of liberty. Too bad we cannot ask some of men who
volunteered to fight for the corps in the Pacific Islands how they felt about
freedom.
POTUS refers indirectly to the Tea Party as the lowest of
the low while endorsing communist agitators openly. I hope we survive to reach
that day in the future when we can laugh off this experiment in promoting skin
color over character, ability and job related skill sets. Because a nation does
not ever want to put a hate filled racialist in charge of nation of people who
are very different from one another and wish to remain that way.
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Are Guns Better than Wives?
This is clearly not funny and deeply offensive. It can be workable for both men and women by changing a few minor details so that helps make it less offensive. Right?
You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
Guns function normally every day of the month.
A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
You can buy a silencer for a gun!
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