Saturday, September 24, 2011

Are Guns Better than Wives?

This is clearly not funny and deeply offensive. It can be workable for both men and women by changing a few minor details so that helps make it less offensive. Right?

You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

Guns function normally every day of the month.

A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

You can buy a silencer for a gun!

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